Never Break These Rules

Here are three rules that will land your ass in hot water and loose your fishing buddies;
Rule #1 If some one takes you to a spot that you have never been to before or you take that person to your spot NEVER take someone else to that spot, it is fine for you to go back by yourself but you can not take anyone there, just a rule that has been enforced from that start of time. Just follow the paths to all the secret spots and enjoy them.

Rule #2 Never ask for someone's pattern if you have never contribulted to the good of the order, if your fishing friend wants you to have it he'll give it to you if not shut up.

Rule #3 Always measure a few fish at the begining of the year just to get your eye back and subtract 2" from the bullshit that you tell everyone about how big your fish are. If your into numbers and size take up another hobby, we have no room for you.

  More rules to follow, oh heck here is the number ONE all time rule; If you see someone is fishing in the spot that you wanted to fish, move on! No one wants a fellow to walk in on him, christ it's hard enought to find peace and quite away from the stream we don't need a Siamese Twin attached to us while we fish- move on or better yet get there early, make sure it's your spot or the spot that your buddy pointed out to you, if not move on to a better spot with bigger fish.